Well, we’ve given him a chance. We’ve given him time. We’ve given him a shitload of money. But I think my patience is running out. I...

The football gods gave, and the football gods hath taken away. Blessed be the name of the Lord. (I believe he’s covering our game for TNT...

Last week’s blog aged like fine milk, didn’t it. “You don’t need a midfield with this set of strikers.” Fuck’s sake. What a fucking...

Good morning, sailors! Underway! Shift colours! HMS Piss The League is leaving harbour. Full steam ahead. Our final preseason friendly...

Preparations on HMS Piss The League continue to give cause for optimism. I wasn't at the games at Curzon Ashton or Barrow, so I'll leave...

What a week of sport, eh! Bazball vindicated! No, I meant this Baz. Image © Mick Rathbone. Buy his books. Last Saturday was yet another...

Woop woop! Football’s back! Innit brilliant! OK the game at Hyde wasn’t anything to get excited about. It was a preseason training...

Another positive week on HMS Piss The League. Imagine jumping ship to go and be Robbie Fowler's bag carrier in the Bonesaw Sportwashing...

The fans’ forum on Thursday raised more questions than it answered in some ways. Firstly, who was meant to be hosting? How did those two...

The sun is shining, the pitch is looking lush, and the work preparing HMS Piss The League continues. Is it really only a year since we...

Didn’t get either of the things I wanted last Saturday, did I? City won the treble, and Uefa fucked up again. City winning the Champions...

Another Saturday, another final featuring Manchester City. Ugh. The summer can only get better from here. I hope. That relocation to...

FA Cup final day! The highlight of the year! The culmination of the football season! And it’s the first time that it’s being contested by...

It’s a well-known fact that we’ve had no trophies or promotions to celebrate for 32 years. No one has ever sent a text message about an...

So, we now know the line up on Planet Vanarama next season. We all already planning our away days? It was a relief when Notts County...

The podcast might be taking a break, but like Ange Postecoglou’s Celtic, We Never Stop. As you read this, Matt Dean is probably having a...

Teatime kick offs are weird, aren’t they? Pottering about the house doing odd jobs because if you go to the pub at the normal time,...

And now, the end is near, and so we face the final curtain. We did it Frank’s way. The last away day of the season is traditionally fancy...

Have you seen the league table? Twelfth! TWELFTH! Nosebleed territory. Maybe David Unsworth really IS a football genius. We started...

"At noon, darkness came over the whole land until three in the afternoon. And at three in the afternoon Jesus cried out in a loud voice,...