Go on, admit it, the post Wembley euphoria was weird and unsettling. The frustration and disappointment is cosy and familiar, like your...

Hello, hello, Mellonball’s back, Mellonball’s back. 2 league games, 2 draws. I’m not knocking it. Worked out OK for us last season. There...

Our pre season was shit. League Two referees are shit. Mellon doesn’t know what he’s doing. Who the fuck even are these signings? We are...

Well hello again, Football League! Did you miss us? We sure as fuck missed you. God, it’s good to be back. No, we weren’t sure we’d see...

You may recall that, when football came home in 2022, it was 3 days after the Rothwells’ takeover of our club was confirmed. “ Imagine ...

I would die for Sarina Wiegman. Which is just as well, as she clearly hates me and is trying to kill me. I was a lot more confident about...

Football, eh? Fucking Nora. As Alex Ferguson didn’t say. What a summer it’s turning out to be. Bizarrely, I had a dream on Saturday...

Ah, what an enjoyable summer it’s turning out to be. I want it to go on forever. Not that I’m not looking forward to Milton Keynes away…....

Football never sleeps, so neither does this blog. One international tournament ends, another begins, and the fun at Boundary Park (and on...

Ah, what a lovely summer it’s turning out to be. Enjoying the Club World Cup? No, I can’t be arsed with it either. But don’t worry, real...

Thirty-four years. Thirty-four fucking years. The last time we won a trophy, the Soviet Union still existed, the Premier League didn’t, I...

Morning all. Sleep well last night, did you? No, me neither. And I dare say I won’t tonight either. Let's get the negative stuff out of...

Twenty three points. York City finished twenty three points ahead of us. Seven wins and two draws ahead of us, if you will. And we...

To think, a month or so ago, I said I kind of hoped we didn’t make the play-offs, because, the way we were playing, I couldn’t be arsed...

What a difference a 2-0 home win against the absolute worst team in the league makes! We’re on our way. To Wembley. To the Football...

Another long trip down south, another soul-crushingly disappointing performance. It just doesn’t feel like a promotion push, does it?...

Easter, the holiest festival in the Christian calendar, when the resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead is celebrated. Would we be...

Well that really WAS a Good Friday, wasn’t it? More of the same please, Michael. Mellon finally saw sense and started with Yoganathan in...

Somehow, inexplicably, we’re still 4th. It’s not for lack of trying to throw the play offs away, though. This is just what Oldham do now,...

This is not what good looks like, Micky. This is not what promotion form looks like. This is shit. This is a deeply disappointing second...